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Listen, I'm not saying we have to quarantine the place every time the Mondo Porno Party comes to town... but when they had Big Top Mondo Porno at San Francisco's Cat Club, this leprosy-like epidemic of big, red, bulbous noses had to leave health officials pretty concerned. Yo, people's noses are not supposed to look like that! And it's hard not to stare -- sometimes women picked up that you were staring and they'd be like, "Hey! My tits are down here, okay pal?" So if anyone from the Centers for Disease Control comes asking, the responsible parties here were Editrix Abby and those porn peddlers at Ramco Productions, Slave Labor, PieVids.com and Cybernet Entertainment. The Little Retarded Boy from 'Deliverance', I can assure you, was safely tucked in bed at home with his Jelly G.